Professor’s Screenshare Brings Up Wikihow Page for “How to Kiss”
He had paused on step 3 of 32 (āSet the mood with a romantic complimentā).
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Burnt-Out Senior Joins 200-Level Poetry Class Butt Naked with Poem About the Futility of Higher Education
“Not even a sweatband with his fratās logo on it to keep his quarantine haircut out of his eyes!”
Op-Ed: Yes, My Zoom Photo is My Headshot. I Hate Myself as Much as You Hate Me
I know that people assume I am a pretentious asshole who is completely full of myself. All of these assumptions are valid.
Class of 2024 to Receive Zoom Virtual Background in Place of Six Flags Trip
The traditional grand finale of Wildcat Welcome, an all-expenses paid trip to Six Flags, was made impossible this year due to the Coronavirus pandemic, leaving the Class of 2024 without the formative first-year experience that many upperclassmen hold dear. But when all else seemed lost, Northwestern released some uplifting news as to how they would make it up to the Class of 2024. According to an email sent by President Morton Schapiro, the Northwestern Administration is bringing Six Flags to
Professor Fights Urge to Meddle in Studentās Love Life After Reading Private Chat Transcripts
Hornberger has had to restrain himself from placing the two students together in breakout rooms on several occasions. He also gave them knowing glances during his lecture on college hookup culture.
Report: 79% of Zoom Discussion Sections Still Silent After Students Forced to Unmute Mics
Unfortunately, the researchers were unable to find any students willing to speak to the reasons why they donāt speak up more.
Quarantined 5th Grader Accidentally Calls Mom āTeacherā
āItās so embarrassing how I mistakenly thought the woman who birthed me, nursed me, and raised me was my professional educator.ā
Local Woman Blames Acne on Zoom Breakout Rooms
“Itās obviously the bad vibes of the breakout rooms that are conjuring acne on my face.ā
California Student on Zoom Call Shows Everyone How Sunny His Backyard Is
āHuh? I donāt remember what background anyone had. Besides, canāt you just set your virtual background to anything?ā
Area Student Wearing Propeller Hat in Zoom Lecture āDoing Just Fine, Why Do You Ask?ā
āItās like she used this tired gimmick to distract us from how self-isolation is deteriorating her mental health,ā said her classmate Darrell Jamison, RTVF ā22. āThe propeller looks pretty funny, but Iām not laughing. Iām concerned.ā