This Week’s Horoscopes: Celestial Bodies Predict Future with No Evidence!
The world doesn’t make sense right now and you probably haven’t put on real pants since March—so why bother with “science” and “proof” when nothing seems to work anymore? It’s time to turn to a safe and secure way to predict your future using the method wholly endorsed by Whole Foods shoppers and the aunt who gives you crystals without consent. Find out how your monotonous days of quarantine may soon change below! Aries— Maybe the real vaccine is the
