Willie the Wildcat Has Pretty Good Idea Which Freshman to Invite to Furry Rave
Willie the Wildcat announced on his finsta that he has found a freshman to accompany him to his annual Furry Rave.
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Willie the Wildcat’s New Memoir, From Litter Box to Football Field, Sells 2 Million Copies
“I never wanted to be a mascot growing up. My dream was to move to an artist colony in Paris to pursue my passion of paw painting, but I got addicted to coke.”
SIGHTED: Willie the Wildcat During Lunar Eclipse
“It was big and fluffy and terrifying,” said student Laura Collins. “I could see the moon reflected its big red eyes, and an unquenchable thirst for the taste of human flesh.
Northwestern Athletic Department to Change “Wildcats” to “Investment Bankers”
“There are many universities whose teams’ names fully encapsulate everything their students aspire to be—the Cornhuskers of Nebraska, the Volunteers of Tennessee, and the dumb-as-nuts Buckeyes of The Ohio State University,” commented Jim Phillips, Vice President for Athletics and Recreation.
[Tabloid Issue] Flipside Exclusive: Willie Without Makeup