Area White Guy Dances Exclusively with His Shoulders
This report contradicts earlier statements by Hughes himself that he can “absolutely get it” on the dance floor
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NU Freshman Complains of “Hurricane of Homework,” Retracts Statement
“I actually do know some people in Florida, so I get why that sounds offensive.”
Audience at A Cappella Concert Just Other A Cappella Groups Waiting to Go Next
It became more and more apparent that everyone there was only there to sing, between quietly clapping at each other’s numerous renditions of “Shake It Off.”
Care Package Contains Only a Picture of Your Parents Enjoying Themselves Without You
The picture, taken by a photographer they hired after you moved out and stopped freeloading, shows your parents’ smiling faces more animated and in love than you’ve ever seen them
Class of 2017 Holds Most Diverse Group of White People in NU History
“This is truly a remarkable feat by our admissions office, and I couldn’t be prouder of the group we assembled,” said Christopher Watson, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions. “We have new students hailing from the suburbs of Miami, New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago.”