Sad White Guy Has a Guitar and is Making it Everyone’s Problem
“Campus police have had to confiscate or outright destroy over 70 acoustic guitars in the name of aural preservation.”
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Area White Man from the South Side– of Wilmette
Gilberts is just like any other Northwestern student–a young man with a dream; a dream of maybe getting a right swipe from Becca in Econ 201.
New Drug Surfaces on Campus: âWhite Male Discussion Section Confidenceâ
âWhite Male Discussion Section Confidence,â better known on the street as âthe devilâs advocate,â surfaced on Northwesternâs campus right around midterm season and has spread like wildfire.
White Guy in Your Discussion Section Has Been Playing the Devilâs Advocate for a Little Too Long Now
âTyler told us that he was going to argue that men were actually wronged by society â like, just for the sake of discussion. Then he started really overusing the word âactually.â”
White Guy Mixes Up Basketball Players and Rappers Again
Studies show that this is the 7000thinstance in 2019 of a white man speaking on a topic with irrational confidence despite having little to no knowledge of said topic.
White Student Drops Intro to Islam after Joke Bombs
âWhen he walked in the room the first day of the quarter and started riffing about Aladdin and magic carpets, I had a feeling he wouldnât last long,â classmate Shannon Halpert said.