NU Males to Completely Fuck Up Valentine’s Day
As of press time, Barish is still trying to pick out a convenience store card that exactly expresses his true feelings.
As of press time, Barish is still trying to pick out a convenience store card that exactly expresses his true feelings.
EVANSTON, IL– With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, Romeo Smith knew he had to do something special for his new girlfriend, Rosalin Jones. “You know, it’s the beginning,” he very aptly told Flipside, “she hasn’t even slept with me yet, so I know I can’t slack yet. She’s pretty classy, so I knew I had to find something, you know, romantic to do.” He considered a big box of chocolates, but decided against it because Romeo wanted Rosalin to