University Renames North and South Campus as Left Brain Campus and Right Brain Campus
âWho are we fooling with this âone cohesive campusâ bullshit?â, added an anonymous tour guide.
âWho are we fooling with this âone cohesive campusâ bullshit?â, added an anonymous tour guide.
I forgot to mention that you may or may not have to apply to get into nearly every club, and itâs pretty competitive. But then again, so is admission to Northwestern, and youâre here, right?
Taste? Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Honestly, when youâre busy cramming for four midterms, the way your food tastes is the least of your concerns.
“Where will we stop next?” Couric tweeted. “I don’t know, but I’m really looking forward to some Edzo’s! #NOM #OSUSucks #alsoWisconsinandMinnesota”
Fellow guides, the state of the TGs is awesome! There is not a single thing wrong with anything on this campus or within this group of 120ish tightly knit undergrads and graduates who havenât yet found a real job! Let me tell you why. This podium in front of me was built in 1851 by our founder, the same guy who built The Rock, with his bare hands! Thatâs definitely a true fact!