Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds “Journalism” to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, “just ok.”
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, “just ok.”
“Who are we fooling with this ‘one cohesive campus’ bullshit?”, added an anonymous tour guide.
CLEVELAND – From the ashes of recent tragedy, a new study out of Case Western Reserve University seems to confirm the not-wholly-unexpected fact that theatre majors are, indeed, flammable. The experiment sparked national attention when it was first published in the journal Annals of Internal Medicine earlier this month, taking heavy criticism for its potentially discriminatory attitude towards ESFJs—as measured by Myers-Briggs—and for its possibly unethical potential for grievous bodily harm caused by combusting theatre majors. Working off preliminary data