“âPerjuryâ Is the Name of a Drinking Game,â Explains Kavanaugh
In an interview with ABC News today, Justice Brett Kavanaugh explained that the âPerjuryâ mentioned in his high school yearbook is a drinking game and not a felony.
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Obama to Clinton: âI’d Look Flyâ in Supreme Court Robes
Over the past few months, Obama has dropped Clinton not-so-subtle hints that he would like to be considered as her Supreme Court nominee once Donald Trumpâs campaign sufficiently implodes.
Nobody Large Enough to Fill Scaliaâs Seat
President Ronald Regan appointed Scalia to the court in 1986, and throughout Scaliaâs years on the court he played a sizeable role in many influential cases.
Supreme Court Considers Whether Dancing for 30 Hours Is “Cruel and Unusual”
Charleston and the ACLU claim that dancing for so long is both “degrading to human dignity” and “patently unnecessary,” thereby meeting two of the principles that would render the punishment “cruel and unusual.”
This Week in the Supreme Court, Vol. I: King Challenges Maryland’s Sovereignty
On Thursday, the court heard arguments for Shelby County v. Holder. The case asked whether sections of the Voting Rights Act are still constitutional, considering that a black guy is the president.
Supreme Court Ruling Allows Americans to Choose Between Free Healthcare and Free Cheeseburger
WASHINGTON â A landmark ruling on the legality of âObamacareâ has ended in unexpected compromise. Liberal and conservative factions of the Supreme Court have agreed to allow Americans to choose for themselves between extensive affordable healthcare coverage or a succulent medium-rare quarter-pound cheeseburger. According to Gallup polls, voters are unsure of whether to claim their burger now or wait for secondary rulings on French fry and soft-drink inclusion. Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has already seized the ruling as campaign material.
Crunchwrap Supreme Court Sentences Cereal Killer to Death
WASHINGTON â The Crunchwrap Supreme Court announced Tuesday their verdict in UBFA v. Kellogg, affirming the death sentence for Barry Kellogg issued by the 11th Court of Applepeels. The verdict did not come as a surprise after a photograph of the defendant surfaced that provided nearly insurmountable evidence of the defendantâs guilt. Ruth Bader Ginsburger, who wrote the majority opinion, summarized the photograph: âKellogg is standing with one of the victims, Trixie Leporis. Both are smiling; the defendant has evidently
Northwestern to Retire John Paul Stevens’ Number
EVANSTONâDue to a dearth of athletic achievement at Northwestern, the University has decided to hang a banner in honor of retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. Justice Stevens attended Northwestern Law School before making it all the way to the Supreme Court. The banner will feature the number of cases he participated in below his last name. One of the more famous cases he presided over was Row v. Wade, in which he ruled that women have the right
Obama to Decide Between Dredd and Fudge
WASHINGTONâAs John Paul Stevens has announced his decision to retire in the near future, President Obama must choose a new justice to replace him. His two current options lie in the very efficient Judge Dredd and very delicious Judge Fudge. Judge Dredd had over twenty years of experience in 2000 AD Comics from a place called Mega-City, while Judge Fudge had experience being a judge for one âpower hourâ every Saturday morning on childrenâs television in the 1970s and has