Bird With Mohawk in Sorority Quad Means Itâs Probably Spring Now
âWhen I first saw the bird, I was like âOh, okay, I guess springâs here,ââ said Jason Kang, WCAS â21.
âWhen I first saw the bird, I was like âOh, okay, I guess springâs here,ââ said Jason Kang, WCAS â21.
Weâve rated Northwesternâs top 100 prospects, from the good to the bad to the nonexistent. Just like the NFL draft, weâre not picking any RBs and weâre definitely not picking Kain Colter.
EVANSTONâIn a press release issued late last week, a previously unknown coalition of Northwestern students from California and Florida announced that they would be suing the University for âmisuse of the word âspringâ.â This legal action comes after the discovery that weather during Spring Quarter was neither warm nor sunny. âItâs just not fair,â whined a member of the group who spoke to The Flipside on condition of anonymity. âWhen I saw the words âSpring Quarter,â I assumed that it
WASHINGTONâAfter learning that the disease often contracted in the spring, March Madness, was not covered in Americaâs health care plan for millions of citizens, President Obama decided action was necessary. At a press conference earlier today, The President addressed the issue, âThis is a serious problem. We need to change the system. I know this disease affects real folks, myself included, and it is important to make this a priority.â March Madness is an extremely contagious disease, most prevalent in