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Congress Decides to Choose Speaker of the House Based on Twitter Poll

Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern over this strategy of selection. ā€œIā€™m just worried that if a Democrat wins, Republicans will throw another tantrum,ā€ she remarked, trying to frantically re-download the app, but instead downloading Grindr. After hearing this statement, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert threw herself on the House Floor and began kicking and screaming.