Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, it’s gotten to the point where I can’t take it anymore.”
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Post Malone Ascends Beyond This Plane of Existence After Showering For The First Time
“I never thought this would happen, dude,” lamented Burt McDover, who looked after Post Malone’s head lice. “Posty said he just wanted to try taking a quick shower because all his buddies did it every day. It’s the newest trend, you know?”
Freshman Showers Before Parents Weekend
“Yeah, my parents and siblings will be here, so I’m going to pretend not to be disgusting for a couple days,” said Sanders in an interview.
Man Gratifies Self In Shower After Fulfilling Workout
The witness told The Flipside that “every time we tried to talk him down, he just kept stroking his ego more and more.”
Hippies Hosed On Wall Street, Recieve First Shower In A Decade
Student Contracts Deadly Disease After Setting Foot on Shower Floor
“I’ve started to lose feeling in my leg,” Gonzalez says. “Every time I take a step it feels really tingly, kind of like someone is stabbing me with a blade covered in hot sauce.”Â