Man in Shorts Seen Crawling to Class with Dignity in Shambles
Nathaniel Bittingerās parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
Nathaniel Bittingerās parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
āThe first time he locked me out and I tried opening the door, he yelled ādonāt come in!ā with an alarming amount of panic in his voice, so I naturally assumed he was in there with a girl.”
āI think I saw the mad glint of their godās eye today. His shriveled white prophet made it explicit when he condemned me to hellfire lest I repent. Those are damn convincing words.ā
EVANSTONāIn high school, a hickey was a mark of shame to be covered up discreetly with pounds of makeup or a well-placed scarf. In college, many young women are finding that the only way to get a guy is if he thinks you already have gotten plenty beforehand. This shift has been a phenomenon which sociologists and playboy photographers alike have been busy investigating in great depth. āNobody wants to be a girlās first anymore,ā said senior A.J. Thomson. āThat