Kelly Must Go Directly to Jail Again, Cannot Pass “Go”, Cannot Collect $200
“Uh, he picked a card from Community Chest. It happens pretty frequently. Are you a real journalist?”
Tag Archives: Sexual Assault
A Cappella Group Quietly Removes “Smooth Criminal”/“Ignition” Mash-Up from Setlist
Yesterday The Rotary Tones posted on their Facebook that they would be performing a mash-up of Ro James’ “Permission” and Aretha Franklin’s “Respect.”
Fraternity Brother Already Has Pretty Good Idea Who Won’t Come Forward at Least 35 Years From Now
“Sometimes, it’s important for philanthropists that people keep quiet about their good deeds,” Neill told reporters after completing a keg stand.
Fraternity to Move Thursday-Night Rapes to Off-Campus House
“We are encouraged by recent efforts enacted by the Interfraternity Council (IFC). We feel this will curb sexual assault on campus, and effectively push it off campus,” remarked Patricia Telles-Irvin.