Sex Week To Be Followed By Herpes Simplex Week
“I’ve probably got more STIs than I can count, so it’s gonna be really cool to finally find out what some of them are called.”
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CRU Gathers Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and More for Rivaling “Sect Week”
“We just thought that Sect Week would be an amazing opportunity to enlighten students on the differences and similarities between the many branches of Christianity available for their perusing pleasure.”
NU Hires Sister Jean Away from Loyola with Promise of Celibate Campus
Emerging reports indicate that as part of Sister Jean’s contract, “Northwestern Sex Week” will be officially renamed “Northwestern Fornication-is-a-sin Week.”
NU Sex Week Shrinkage Attributed To The Cold
“It’s not usually like this. It just seems smaller because the cold forced us to cancel some events, I swear.”
Charli XXX confirmed for Dildo Day
We were so inspired by the perennial success of Dillo Day that we have decided to put on our own festival to be called Dildo Day.
NU Heats Up for Sex Week
This year’s edition of Sex Week is SHAPEing up to be the hottest yet with tons of cool events and activities smattered throughout the week.
Northwestern Flipside Presents: First Kiss
We asked six strangers to come in for a first kiss…
Too Much Viagra Causes Sex Week to Become Sex Month
Sex Week “Seems a Little Short This Year”
“Because certain major donors left us out in the cold this year, we had to shrink to half staff. However, we know how to use the girth and resources that we have to provide Northwestern with an amazing Sex Week experience.”
Area Botanist: ‘Condom Roses’ Entirely Wrong Genus
EVANSTON — A local botanist claims that the condom roses sold by Northwestern University’s Sexual Health and Assault Peer Educators (SHAPE) do not belong in the genus Rosa, stating “they’re not really anything like any rose out there.” Jennifer Leary, a member of the North Shore Garden Club, made this claim after observing a sample of the condom roses, saying that based on the plant’s leaf structure, petal counts, stamen, pistil, and other parts of the flower, the plant could