From The Archives: How To Get Betty-Sue To Give You A Handy-Dandy Down By Loverās Lane, 1951
Now, Iām sure you have a lot of questions that ma and pa didnāt quite answer.
Tag Archives: Sex
BREAKING: Pete Davidson Now Dating God, States: “Sheās Fine In Bed, I Guess”
When asked to comment, the stand-up comic maintained that a gentleman ānever bangs our Lord and tells”.
New Survey Finds Curling to be Best Olympic Sport to have Sex to
Thereās just something about those rocks that gets my mind thinking and my body moving
Ask Flippy: My Boyfriend Wonāt Stop Screaming U Rah Rah! During Sex, How Do I Make It Stop?
“At first, I didnāt mind, since Iām tremendously committed to school spirit.”
Couple with COVID Probably Having Hot Quarantine Sex in Plex, Youāre Having Dining Hall Chickpeas On a Friday Night
Speaking of safety, these active couples arenāt putting it first. But are we really surprised that theyāre avoiding protection when they already have a hard time keeping their masks above their noses? Letās cut them some slack. After all, itās just not the same with a mask on.
Professor Who Talks about Bridgerton in Class Has Not Gotten to the āWildest Dreamsā Sex Scene Yet
Bennett can only cringe in embarrassment knowing that while her professor loves Daphneās character arc in the first few episodes, she will soon watch the protagonist cum in two minutes with zero foreplay.
Biden Mocks Trump Who āProbably Isnāt Getting Laid At Allā In Quarantine
āI really feel for Olā Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinā, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itās truly a tragedy of our generation.ā
Ask Flippy: Ever Since I Fucked Your Husband Youāve Been Treating Me Like a Completely Different Person. What Gives?
Next time you get a friendās husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about āSteveās mind-blowing oralā on your sexual health blog.
Sexually Frustrated Freshman Finally Finds Hookup, Out Of Socks To Put On Door
“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. Itās okay, though. November is coming up soon and Iāll try again then, because of No Nut ā shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I wonāt need to change socks all the time,ā he clarified.
Op-Ed: I thought Getting Laid would Solve all my Problems, and it did.
I was lazy, listless, and broken inside, but ever since our night (or really evening) of passion, my life has totally turned around. I got into not one, but two improv groups on campus.