Pencil Tappers Arrested in Massive Morse-Code Cheating Ring
“After the time came for the short answer section, the tapping went from âAmateur Drum Soloâ to âPissed-Off Flock of Woodpeckers.â”
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Flipside Reporters Return from Sochi Sunburnt, Laid (Winter Olympics Recap)
In case you missed any of The Flipside’s Winter Olympics coverage, the links below will make sure you get the scoop on what really went down in Sochi this year.
Northwestern Currently Engaged in Cover-Up Which Will Affect You in 10 Years
âWeâre not bad people and we didnât start this,â said a high-ranking Northwestern faculty member who the reporters of 2024 will agree was a bad person who started the scandal.
What Are American Politicans Saying about Rob Ford’s Cocaine Use?
NSA Employee Helps Out Man Who Forgot to Buy Milk after His Wife’s Call
Most Awkward Moment in History Occurs When Student Diversity Leader Walks in on Racist Olympics
âIt is simply quite astounding,â said Dr. David Howard of Harvard’s Awkward Sciences program. âThe awkward blast from the sudden confrontation of a diversity leader walking in on a bunch of elitist white people making fun of everything he stands for was just over 9.75 Michaelcerawatts.â
Secret Service Agent Takes 10 Shots Protecting the President
Blagojevich Sells NU Kickerâs Foot to Mizzou
SAN ANTONIO, TXâNorthwesternâs loss to Missouri in the Alamo Bowl has brought about criticism of the teamâs kicker. After failing to kick a field goal and extra point, Mizzou was able to bring the game to overtime. Northwestern failed to match Mizzouâs touchdown, which gave NU its sixth straight bowl loss. There are some, however, who are not willing to blame only the NU kicker. Several Illinois politicians have accused Governor Rod Blagojevich of influencing Northwesternâs loss. Illinois State Representative