Michael Jackson Appears in Lecture, Introduces Self with Hee/Hee Pronouns
āHow do you know which āheeā is the past participle?ā
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Ask Flippy: The Walmarts Iām Buying Keep Mysteriously Burning Down, How Do I Get a Property Loan?
They say that if you give a man a fish, heāll eat for a day, but if you purchase a local Walmart franchise you effectively own all the fish within a two-mile radius.
Scientists Discover Girlsā Bathroom in Locy is a Portal to Hell
āIt just seemed right,ā said Satan. āEven I was creeped out by the Locy basementāI was like, āwow, looks like someone beat me to it.āā
Dillo Day Canceled After B.o.B Unexpectedly Raptured
Students reacted to the news with varied degrees of disappointment and downright agony, their heathen souls already plagued by the forces of Satan prior to their destruction and eternal damnation.