Bummer! Meet Cute Goes Wrong When Both People Are Ugly
“I expected HER to be attractive, so it would be fine that I wasn’t,” said Jones, adjusting his fedora and twirling his handlebar mustache.
“I expected HER to be attractive, so it would be fine that I wasn’t,” said Jones, adjusting his fedora and twirling his handlebar mustache.
Some of Kyle’s posts include the time he described you as “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal,” or when he said he would “straight up smash [your] ass like Meta Knight.”
She keeps writing little notes with my name and sticking them on my door.”
This is a foolproof list of creative locations that will have that hottie you’ve had your eye on ready to commit.
What? You haven’t been speed dating at the Celtic Knot? The Flipside did the dirty so you wouldn’t have to.
As of press time, Barish is still trying to pick out a convenience store card that exactly expresses his true feelings.