Hoverboards, Wheelchairs Banned from Dorms
The decision was made after administrators concluded that any wheeled vehicle would be hazardous to students.
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Residential Hall Election Results Unofficial Until Jeb Bush Has Access to Them
EVANSTON – Students across the Northwestern campus were stunned to find out that fairly-counted votes for student government positions would be re-counted by Jeb Bush in order to determine the real winners. “The Allison presidential position looked like a landslide victory,” admitted resident Brad Turner, a Weinberg freshman, “but it’s always good to have the trustworthy Jeb Bush re-count for us!” Other students, though, weren’t too thrilled with Bush being in charge of the re-count. “I just think he’s done
Bitter Freshman Loses Dorm Election; Questions Authenticity of Opponent’s NU Acceptance Letter
Grandmother Found in Wrong Elder Residential Community
EVANSTON—To the delight of her family, missing senior citizen Winifred Leibowitz reappeared on Wednesday when she wandered into the lobby of Elder Residential Community. She was not let back up into the dorm rooms because she did not have a valid Wildcard. Mrs. Leibowitz says she mistook Elder Residential Community, the newly renovated North Campus dormitory, for the assisted living community her children had suggested she make her new residence. “I just saw all the darling children and assumed they