Op-Ed: I Miss the DM Recruiter Who Would Whisper To Me In My Sleep
I would do anything for you, Ricardo – except dance for 30 hours.
Tag Archives: recruitment
Frats to Offer Drinkable Beer
“We think that by drinking Pilsner and Rauchbier, everyone will get to experience the exquisite taste of what fraternity life has to offer. It’s essentially an upgrade from piss to something actually delightful.”
Flipside Leaks Flipside Pledge Classes
After an intense Yik Yak fight with the cross-recruiting bastards at Sherman Ave, the bid lists for Flipside fraternity Tappa Tappa Keg and corresponding sorority Delta Delta Delta Delta were leaked today.
The Unauthorized Diary of a Freshman Girl in: Sorority Rush
Diary, please don’t judge me. I’m just soooo frakin nervous! Like, what if they don’t like the color of my hair, or the style of my clothes… Or the fact that my left boob is 3x bigger than my right boob!
A Preview of Preview
It’s that time of year once again. Hundreds of t-shirts exhibiting zero graphic design skill will descend on the quad like a swarm of, well, sorority girls, or at least future ones anyway.
Fall Quarter Survival Guide
Just like college football, the week-by-week breakdown on midterms and assignments is always a hot topic.
Sorority Preview “Is Happening”: A Guide
Although there won’t be any more controversial cookies, if any members of the too perfect and altogether brilliant class of 2017 are absolutely terrified, prepare yourselves. Recruitment 2014 is happening.