
Diaries of Ten āBachelorā Contestants Contain āEerily Identical Narrativesā

AGOURA HILLS, CA — In an amazing feat of dramatic explosion after being rejected by the āone true love of [her] life,ā a bachelor contestant managed to tear up the entire multi-million dollar hosting mansion, leaving in her wake a mess of cosmetics, champagne flutes, and anti-depressants. Among the debris lay a pile of notebooks, each cover plastered with Lisa Frank stickers, kissy lip prints, and āLive, Laugh, Loveā mottos: the diaries of the contestants chronicling their Bachelor experience. The