Kelly Must Go Directly to Jail Again, Cannot Pass “Go”, Cannot Collect $200
“Uh, he picked a card from Community Chest. It happens pretty frequently. Are you a real journalist?”
Tag Archives: R. Kelly
A Cappella Group Quietly Removes “Smooth Criminal”/“Ignition” Mash-Up from Setlist
Yesterday The Rotary Tones posted on their Facebook that they would be performing a mash-up of Ro James’ “Permission” and Aretha Franklin’s “Respect.”
White Guy Mixes Up Basketball Players and Rappers Again
Studies show that this is the 7000thinstance in 2019 of a white man speaking on a topic with irrational confidence despite having little to no knowledge of said topic.
It’s Official: R. Kelly Is Definitely Not Hosting The Oscars
For the time being, the Academy Awards will go on sans a host, demonstrating to audiences everywhere that the literal concept of nothingness is still preferable to R. Kelly’s presence.