Several sources close to the Trump family have voiced concern over how much time he spends watching the soulless pawns dance across the screen, but Marcellus isnāt worried: āIf anything, this is what his father would have wanted.”
Do the other eastern European countries not like poutine either? What do they eat on their French fries instead? Ketchup?
The event has an illustrious history dating back to the 1960 Winter Games in California, when Olympic host and US Vice President Richard Nixon personally wiped three names off of his Enemies List.
President Putin has graciously permitted athletes to wear flame-retardant clothing, but notes that only pussies will do so.
The donation was announced last week, with much of it going to finance new projects to examine “collaborative, constructive, and mutually beneficial relationships between governments and journalistic enterprises.”
JUNEAU, AKāAlaska Governor and former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin is suffering from Post-Traumatic Election Touretteās Syndrome, say doctors at Juneau Central Medical Center. The Governor was rushed to the hospital from her hometown of Wasilla on Wednesday, January 28th and has been observation ever since. āI saw her walking down the street, and went over to give her a hello, and all she could say was āMaverick maverick 9/11 terrorist Joe sixpack.ā I was so confused,ā said Wasilla resident and