Sad White Guy Has a Guitar and is Making it Everyone’s Problem
“Campus police have had to confiscate or outright destroy over 70 acoustic guitars in the name of aural preservation.”
“Campus police have had to confiscate or outright destroy over 70 acoustic guitars in the name of aural preservation.”
“Look, it’s just a bit of bad luck, but when the water level’s low, you know the tidal wave is coming soon. We just need like $500 spotted and this club will pay out, guaranteed,” reported club president and failing statistics major, Bobby Fletcher.