Off-Campus Party Gross, Just Fucking Gross
“It was so damn hot in there, people were sweating like pigs, and on top of all that, the beer pong balls kept landing on the mildew in the back corner.”
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Off-campus Students File Noise Complaint Against Middle-aged Neighbors
Mr. and Mrs. O’Halloran, both 52, were reportedly hosting their bi-weekly Jenga tournament when things got “blatantly out of hand,” in the words of Evanston Police Department chief Richard Eddington.
Off-Campus Student Misses Community of Shared Bathrooms
“There’s nothing like the bonding time you get when you’re third in line for your floor’s only shower”
Three Off-Campus Residents Have Fourth Friend Who is Always Sleeping Over
“Sometimes it seems like he sleeps over every day.”