Area Student Lost Unmarked Keys with NU Lanyard Somewhere on Campus
As of Tuesday, there has been a single response to McBride’s post. Grace Lin’s “lol”.
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Farmer to Deliver NU Commencement Address, Offer Realistic View of Students’ Futures
EVANSTON – Northwestern University seniors were surprised to learn that the 2012 Commencement Address would be delivered by a farmer named Paul from central Illinois. “I mean, I guess I understand how farming might be important in light of the food crisis in, like, Africa and whatever,” Weinberg senior Jonah Goldblum told Flipside, “but I was expecting someone a little more… academic.” Northwestern University President Morton Schapiro reacted to the lukewarm response to the farmer, saying, “This Spring, thousands of
Northwestern Trades Morty to Egypt for Mubarak and 2nd Round Pick
Looking to give its team a spark before the 2012 US News and World Report Tournament, Northwestern has traded President Morty Shapiro to Egypt for President Hosni Mubarak and a 2nd-round pick in this year’s draft. There are reports of cash considerations being included in Egypt’s package to NU as well. Since Morty arrived in 2009, Northwestern has made the tournament in each of his two years at the school but has yet to advance past the first round. Last
NU Males to Completely Fuck Up Valentine’s Day
As of press time, Barish is still trying to pick out a convenience store card that exactly expresses his true feelings.