Local South Campus Man’s Legs Too Thin, Gangly to Walk All the Way to Tech
Passersby described him as “pathetic,” and having “limbs that look like a strong breeze could either break them or just blow them off altogether.”
Passersby described him as “pathetic,” and having “limbs that look like a strong breeze could either break them or just blow them off altogether.”
The last time the two campuses marched under the flag was while doing a lap together at the 2007 Relay for Life.
“One major basis for our research was the discovery that North Campus residence halls have a much higher percentage of McCormick students than any residence hall south of Foster Street.”
“Spending all that energy walking is a total waste of 100 calories, especially because my girlfriend’s only on the 14-meal-a-week plan.”