Freshman with broken leg really making the walk down Sheridan all about them and their crutches, huh?
I mean, he must be in pain, after all…even if the wincing and hobbling theatrics are for sure a liiiiiittle much.
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As punishment for botched season, football team must give up Charmin privileges
Jimmy John told reporters. “Now they have something else out of the toilet to work for—being decent enough at a sport to earn Charmin’s soft, gentle kiss.”
Morty deems scooters “too straining” on football players, instead gives them piggy-back rides through campus
Athletic trainers and strength coaches workshopped several ideas before they arrived upon the piggy-backing.