
Kelly Must Go Directly to Jail Again, Cannot Pass “Go”, Cannot Collect $200

“Uh, he picked a card from Community Chest. It happens pretty frequently. Are you a real journalist?”
“Uh, he picked a card from Community Chest. It happens pretty frequently. Are you a real journalist?”
ATLANTIC CITY – In what is surely a game for the ages, the wheelbarrow is about to win a game of monopoly. It has $1300 in cash and owns the red monopoly, consisting of Kentucky Avenue, Indiana Avenue, and Illinois Avenue. “I just knew my business was turning around when I landed on Indiana Avenue,” the wheelbarrow commented. “Seriously, there are now three stunningly beautiful houses here! Who wouldn’t want to stay in one of them and pay me $700