âWhen I tried to give her a tissue, she started crying about how DulĂ© Hill was underutilized. I donât know where sheâs getting all this from. Sheâs only seen four episodes, and it was during her eighth-grade speech and debate class.â
As midterm season begins, the Northwestern administration is reminding students to avoid audibly sobbing when in the silent section of Mudd library. âPlease be courteous to your fellow students,â said administration member Adam Harrison. âIf youâre going to burst into tears at the thought of how hopelessly unprepared you are for your exam or just because of a general existential dread, please move out of the silent section.â The administration is asking students in the silent section to, at the
“What really put me over the edge was a scary clown handing me my CHEM 212 grade and saying, âOh no, I guess mommyâs little boy wonât be a doctor after all!ââ
âYoung people must take time to research candidates in order to make informed decisions at the polls. But I also have a chem midterm on Wednesday and know nothing.â
Sources indicate that coughed-over material does indeed have a direct correlation with said materialâs relevance to the class and its prominence on the midterm.
The police report revealed countless moans of varying pitches and intensities accompanied by loud banging around 9 PM on Tuesday.
At 9 p.m. last night, chess club president Jonny Kaplan, MEAS â18, found the room heâd reserved in Kresge completely empty, burst into tears and cried out âThey must have midterms!â
âIt was hard to tell with those Physics kids, but it all became clear when we entered an English classroom. Those kids wouldnât go near a number unless it had to do with the grade they think decides their future.â
Wells proceeded to stop in the middle of an extremely crowded Sheridan and begin crying so vehemently, onlookers thought she might have suddenly started a hyena-like street performance.
The 30-year-old nurse at Evanston Hospital who had responded to the patientâs question, described the events as ânothing like I have ever seen before.â