âThe Oscars Donât Care About Editing, So Neither Do I,â Says RTVF Major Not Proofreading Midterm Paper
Her professor disclosed that Nolan received a thirty percent on her midterm.
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ASG Rules That Morty Cannot Block Students on Canvas
âMorty floods our inboxes every day with notifications about yet another tuition hike and impassioned rants about why cats are better than dogs. Whenever a student objects, he immediately blocks them so that they canât respond to his emails. Then, he goes onto their course pages and secretly changes the dates of all their midterms.â
Pencil Tappers Arrested in Massive Morse-Code Cheating Ring
“After the time came for the short answer section, the tapping went from âAmateur Drum Soloâ to âPissed-Off Flock of Woodpeckers.â”
Professor Gives Pop Quiz During Midterm
Since Monday evening, 30% of Wilsonâs Gen Chem students have dropped chem, declaring majors in the humanities.
âWalk of Shameâ to be featured in Campus Tours
In anticipation for the prospective student-centered Wildcat Days, Director of Undergraduate Admission Marsha Thornton announced last week the officeâs decision to include a walk of shame on each campus tour.
NU Schedules Prospective Students’ First Midterm Halfway Through Wildcat Days
Student Skips Midterm to Attend Midterm
Student Skips Midterm to Attend Midterm
Student Skips Midterm to Attend Midterm
NU Premed Student Cures Cancer, Receives C Grade
EVANSTONâJason Fisher, an NU Premed student, was shocked when his midterm paper, entitled âFinding the Cure for Cancerâ, received a C grade from his professor, Jeffrey Malloy. The paper, which kept Fisher locked in his room for three sleepless nights until its completion, outlines a radical new method that, when applied to lab rats, was successfully able to cause remission of cancer-causing oncogenes. âTo tell the truth,â a dreary-eyed Fisher lamented, âI thought the paper was pretty sick. I guess