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Neutrino Discoveries Good News for Nintendo 4DS
Time Travel Gaming in Nintendoās Future REDMOND, WA – CERNās highest-paying investor, Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata, is hoping to harness the newly discovered power of the neutrino for the chance to realize his latest dream: the 4DS. This not-so-hush-hush project arrives on the coattails of a declining interest in Nintendoās last handheld console, the 3DS. In the face of plummeting sales, Nintendo decided the fourth dimension–time–was their best bet. An American focus group, comprised mostly of 13 to 21 year
Error Report Baffles Microsoft
āI don’t get it. The āDonāt Sendā option has always been the default. The damned thing is already highlighted to draw the userās attention.ā
Apple Releases Lion, Thirty-seven Dead at Microsoft
Microsoft reps: “We were still recovering from Snow Leopard. That fucker has really messed up our customer base in Siberia.ā