Second Paper Cut of the Week Triggers Student’s Long-Awaited Mental Breakdown
“Basically, if you bring up anything except the weather he’ll start shaking uncontrollably.”
“Basically, if you bring up anything except the weather he’ll start shaking uncontrollably.”
As midterm season begins, the Northwestern administration is reminding students to avoid audibly sobbing when in the silent section of Mudd library. “Please be courteous to your fellow students,” said administration member Adam Harrison. “If you’re going to burst into tears at the thought of how hopelessly unprepared you are for your exam or just because of a general existential dread, please move out of the silent section.” The administration is asking students in the silent section to, at the
“It’ll fit perfectly in between these two weeks of straight midterms and the next Friday, when I have 6 papers due.”