Nu Marriage Pact Runs Out of Men, Unintentionally Doubles Lesbian Population
“It’s gotten so bad that I have mistaken multiple twinks for baddies”
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5 Things That Are Considered Scary, But Nowhere Near As Terrifying As The Face A Guy Makes When He’s About To Kiss You
It usually involves the life leaving his eyes (and going to his dick) leading to a blank stare and a gaping mouth.
Ask Flippy (Film Guy Perspective): What??? You HAVEN’T SEEN The Dark Knight??? Okay Hahaa We Toootally Have to Watch it Sometime
Um anyway I was just thinking about The Dark Knight. It’s such a classic and Gary Oldman is so sexy
Man in Shorts Seen Crawling to Class with Dignity in Shambles
Nathaniel Bittinger’s parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
Sad White Guy Has a Guitar and is Making it Everyone’s Problem
“Campus police have had to confiscate or outright destroy over 70 acoustic guitars in the name of aural preservation.”
After Bachelor Season Opener More Male Tinder Profiles Boast “Virginity”
“To be honest, it is hard to remember what Underwood looked like,” stated Harper Cardinal, “but I do remember he was a virgin and that all of the women liked him a lot.”