Northwestern Students Relieved to Learn Marriage Pact Isn’t Legally Binding
While the news about the pact is being well received, it really begs the question – why would anyone think it was binding?
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State of the Union between Donald and Melania rapidly deteriorating
Melania could not be reached for comment, as she was busy staring out a White House window, her hand pressed against the cold glass, thinking of the days when she was a young girl and had nothing, and how much she took those days for granted.
[Tabloid Issue] PTI Successfully Discovers Student Affair
Student Affairs has been maintaining surveillance on every married Northwestern student since PTI’s hiring in 2011. This is the first affair uncovered in the history of the division.
Scientists Debate Origins of Obama's Same Sex Marriage Stance
WASHINGTON – President Obama has stated that his views on same sex marriage are “evolving,” culminating in an interview where he announced his support for the practice. The scientific community has since been abuzz looking for theories as to why this transformation occurred. The first main camp contains the gradual evolutionists. Evolutionary Biologist William Smith summarized this position, saying, “Obama has had a long political career and has gradually adapted to a changing environment via natural selection.” He added, “Those