Bikes in Storage Tired of Dry Spell, Ready to be Lubed and Sat On Again
“A local bike shop was there to pump the tires and make sure the bikes could still perform, despite being inactive for an entire quarter.”
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Sex Week Hits Rough Patch Due to Lube Shortage
EVANSTON – Sex Week is not going as smoothly as organizers would have hoped due to an unforeseen lube shortage. The drought has the College Feminists, the group behind Sex Week, scrambling to whet the appetite of an increasingly chafed and throbbing crowd. According to event patron Tyler Carter, “Everything was going just swimmingly until the pool of KY Jelly suddenly ran empty. But now my energy is gone and I just can’t keep my enthusiasm up for the speaker