Hey, Girl. This Whole Myanmar Thing Just Reminded Me Of You.
Did you hear ābout Myanmar, girl? 7.7, they said. It made me think of you, girl. Our love, it really shook things up.
Tag Archives: Love
Ask Flippy: Do You Think my Bitmoji is Hotter than Me? I Feel Like my Bitmoji is Hotter than Me. Ok, Fuck-Marry-Kill, ready? Me, my Bitmoji, and Jake from Subway Surfers.
As someone whose celebrity crush is Flynn Riderāin his animated form, not like a human-versionāI can kind of understand the Bitmoji appeal. But I canāt handle that little bitch being hotter than me, so I need your input.
I Prefer Meeting People the Old-Fashioned Way, by Hiding Inside the Hall Washing Machine Until Someone Needs to Use It
“Long ago, our ancestors bided their time by their schoolsā washing machines, riding out spin cycle after spin cycle in the hopes that their perfect match would need to wash their delicates and fill a void in their life too.”
Professor Fights Urge to Meddle in Studentās Love Life After Reading Private Chat Transcripts
Hornberger has had to restrain himself from placing the two students together in breakout rooms on several occasions. He also gave them knowing glances during his lecture on college hookup culture.
From the Archives: Op-Ed: William, ye Olde Wilde Cat, Thou Hast Awakened my Heart
From the moment mine eyes met thine, William, ye olde Wilde Cat, I was eternally enthralled. From then until the end of time, I was, am, and shall be thine.
Morty Goes on Secret Tinder Date to the World Series
The two were seen bundled for warmth underneath the romantic lights of a Fenway Park box.
Kinky Couple Role-Plays Being in Love
“Fucking has always been the foundation of our relationship, and no amount of love we have can ever change that.”
Freshman Plans to Ask RA to Formal
She keeps writing little notes with my name and sticking them on my door.”
A Love Letter from a Frat Pledge to his Clothing
Do you know what the other brothers at Tappa Tappa Keg would think if I wore pants of a color other than that of a fish? Or if they saw me wearing shoes actually meant to be worn somewhere other than a boat?
A Love Letter from Allison to Bobb
“I love you the way McCormick loves the tears of the innocent.”