Area Freshman Washes Laundry In Three Groups: Colors, Whites, Purple
“Sometimes while doing the wash, I’ll look in the machine and see the purples swirl; and I swear the shirts are taunting me, mocking my puny existence.”
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Student Decides Laundry Can Wait Until She Has Another Paper to Write
The chores that supersede laundry, according to multiple sources close to Ostfell, include watching Netflix, applying for summer internships that haven’t yet begun accepting applications, and rearranging her bookshelves in reverse-chronological order.
Shepard Freshman Camps Outside Laundry Room with Big Fuck-Off Axe
“Oh, I totally intend to use this,” Ruben said when questioned about the fire axe resting on her lap. “Nobody is going to keep my three weeks’ worth of sweatpants out any longer.”
Social Justice Warrior Refuses to Segregate Laundry by Color
“How could anybody honestly say that the different loads are ‘separate but equal?”
Plex Resident Claims Laundry Room Haunted, Clothes Won’t Dry
Asked if it was possible the machines were simply malfunctioning, she responded, “Absolutely not. This sort of thing has been happening for years. If it were a service issue, certainly it would have been fixed already, right?”
Laundry Pregamed