Bring Back Pangea!: And Other Forgotten Landmass Advocacy Campaigns
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Angry AO3 Fanfiction About OC “Fuke Ligora” Describes Campus Shockingly Similar to Northwestern
“In Chapter 12, after deciding to hoard even more BINAX-Nowâs by blocking incoming shipments of at-home tests, Fuke Ligora cackles with glee about his evil plan in the office of his supervisor Shorty Mapiro.”
How to Take Him Seriously After You Saw Him Wrestle His Hammock on the Lakefill for 20 Minutes and Then Lose
Maybe heâs never had any trouble getting it up before.
Students Rejoice! Morty Announces Lakefill 2, Which Finally Connects Us Directly to Gary, Indiana
At long last, once the new Lakefill is constructed, students will be able to easily access Gary, Indiana for a long-overdue new college town experience.
Students Rejoice! Morty Announces Lakefill 2, Which Finally Connects Us Directly to Gary, Indiana
Thousands of students convened on the Lakefill Friday night for President Morton Schapiroâs much-anticipated mystery announcement. Said Schapiro: âAfter considering our budget allocations, we realized that we werenât putting enough towards our studentsâ mental health. Thatâs why weâre encouraging students to clear their heads with walk along the beautiful Lake Michigan; which will now be a nature-filled forty-three mile stretch. Go âCats!â Clamorous applause and cheering erupted instantly the moment Schapiro yanked the curtain off his scale model of âLakefill
Haunted Lakefill Hammock Swallows Another Victim
McCormick sophomore Laura Russo has been reported missing since last Thursday. She was last seen at 5:30 PM on the lakefill, napping peacefully in a perfectly innocuous woven hammock.
Lakefill Rock Found Painted with Perfectly Accurate Predictions of the Future
‘Iâm sure thereâs more on there that we never found,’ reported Danica Jackson, SoC â20, ‘but after we cleared off “Raccoon Hurricane 2019” and “Reaganâs Back!” we started to wonder if this was a good idea.’
Investigation Finds 6 Murder Allegations in Unread CTECs
“She just looked at me and said, âDeal with the grade you got or youâll end up like the last one.ââ
NU Cop Talks Student Down from Trying to Study at the Lakefill
âYou tell yourself that youâll be different. That you can break the mold and keep studying.â he added. âBut Iâve got news for everyone out there: youâre wrong. Donât become another statistic.â
Area Woman Drawn Like One of His French Girls
Inspired by some unknown ambition, she stripped stark nude, approached the stranger, and demanded, âDraw me like one of your French girls!â