If only I had worn my green velvet dress to the residential college boardâs Christmas party last winter â surely Archibald would have asked for my hand!
Thousands of students convened on the Lakefill Friday night for President Morton Schapiroâs much-anticipated mystery announcement. Said Schapiro: âAfter considering our budget allocations, we realized that we werenât putting enough towards our studentsâ mental health. Thatâs why weâre encouraging students to clear their heads with walk along the beautiful Lake Michigan; which will now be a nature-filled forty-three mile stretch. Go âCats!â Clamorous applause and cheering erupted instantly the moment Schapiro yanked the curtain off his scale model of âLakefill
Shower caddies are overrated. Golf caddies will carry your toiletries with flair, AND they’ll grab you a cocktail from the club’s bar for a tenner.
EVANSTON — A humpback whale washed ashore South Beach today and became beached when it could not move itself back into deeper waters. The whale remains on the beach now, but four Northwestern seniors who were playing volleyball at the time of the beaching responded quickly. They are providing continuous aid in order to keep the whale alive until the crane building the new music building can be requisitioned to lift the whale back into the lake. Weinberg senior Katie
MILWAUKEE â In response to the milk spill that covered the western rim of Lake Michigan with a layer of milk fat, President Obama visited the shores of Milwaukee to encourage the thousands of volunteers helping in the cleanup effort. The spilled milk has since spread over a large area, reaching as far as Western Michigan and the north shores of Chicago. Images of flocks of geese covered in milk fat have gathered attention from the press and garnered criticism
EVANSTONâNorthwestern President Morton Schapiro unveiled plans to supplement the Evanston campusâ lake fill with a private archipelago across Lake Michigan at his inauguration on Friday, Oct. 9. The plan will raise awareness about sustainability by using organic material from old-growth rainforests to fill the archipelagoâs islands, Schapiro said. Citing the cramped conditions of the Sept. 19 âRock the Beachâ dance party thrown for freshmen during Wildcat Welcome Week, Shapiro noted in his inaugural address that âthe time is nowâ for
EVANSTONâSeveral members of the Northwestern Womenâs Lacrosse Team, who (hopefully) just won their fifth national championship in as many years, are able to turn water into wine and perform other miracles, according to several sources close to the team. âWe went to a party to celebrate the championship,â said senior leader Hannah Nielsen, âbut it was already dry. Luckily, thatâs no problem for us. They fetched us some tap water, and the party really got started.â Attendees of the party