Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds âJournalismâ to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, âjust ok.â
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In Complete 180, The Daily Northwestern to Publish Names, Numbers, and Addresses of All Student Protesters
Weâre not going to let little things like âjournalistic integrityâ and ârestraining ordersâ stop us.
The Daily Northwestern Stops Writing Real News in Honor of George H.W. Bushâs Death
âWe were worried that the extremely high-quality journalism that we usually produce would overshadow the mourning of the nation and the Bush family,â said a representative from the Daily.
Freshman Girl Starts Fashion Blog, Revolutionizes Journalism
After $1.5 Billion Donation, Medill Renamed Putin-Assad School of Journalism
The donation was announced last week, with much of it going to finance new projects to examine “collaborative, constructive, and mutually beneficial relationships between governments and journalistic enterprises.”
CNN Planning Terrorist Attack to Ensure They Get the Facts Right This Time
ATLANTA, GA — Following their botched reporting of last Tuesdayâs Boston Marathon bombings, during which the once-venerable network continually reported unverified (and untrue) claims as fact, cable news outlet CNN has announced a controversial plan to formulate and launch a terrorist attack on US soil. Cable News Networkâs parent company Time Warner hopes that by planning and executing a deadly, meticulous strike themselves, CNNâs reporters will actually be able to get the facts right this time. According to verified sources
Medill Students Uncover UChicago Plot to Suck the Fun Out of Evanston
EVANSTON â A team of students from Northwestern’s Medill School of Journalism released a report Tuesday revealing a widespread conspiracy by the University of Chicago to suck the fun out of Evanston. According to the report, numerous members of the Evanston City Council had close ties to UChicago, whose students often jokingly refer to their alma mater as âwhere fun goes to die.â The administrators apparently received substantial campaign contributions from members of the university’s administration. In turn, the UChicago
Medill 2030 Shifts Focus to Students Pursuing Other More Profitable Careers
EVANSTONâWith newspapers more commonly used nowadays to cover up Keg-induced vomit or Stephen Demosâ tears, the Medill School of Journalism announced yesterday that it plans to alter its curriculum to keep pace with the modern world. Medill 2030 gets rid of the old stuff nobody cares about (like writing and reporting), replacing its previous curricula with accounting, biochemical engineering and lawâprofessions that actually have jobs available. âWe call it New Journalism,â explained Medill Dean Levine. âThe emphasis tends to be