Op-Ed: What I Learned by Eating at Arby’s Every Day of Summer Until They Offered Me a Job
Before you go off and apply to internships and jobs for next summer, take a look at what I’ve learned these past few months.
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Desperate McCormick Senior Accepts “Food Engineering” Position at KFC
Jones stated that his new downtown Toledo office, conveniently located 15 minutes from his childhood home, will provide “an unparalleled experience in the ever-expanding field of deep fry technology”.
Op-Ed: Mowing Your Parents’ Lawn Will Build More Character Than an Internship
Are you aware of how hot the tech and engineering industry is these days? I’m going to be working with an ancient, gasoline-guzzling, rusty push mower that my parents have refused to replace since the early 2000s.
Student Lands Dream Job, Too Bad It Wasn’t You
Celebrating the end of a successful college career full of lifelong friendships and treasured experiences that will never be forgotten, a lucky student has had their hard work rewarded by landing the one job that combines both their passion and career goals. Unfortunately, it was not you.
Northwestern Career Advancement: How To Get a Job
If the career fair hasn’t gotten you down yet, your dwindling student checking account definitely has. It’s time to get a job.
Low-tier Consulting Firm Internship App Only Requires 5 Interviews, Sacrifice of Orphan
Students seemed really relieved that we only require five rounds of interviews, beating a certain number of other candidates in armed mud-wrestling, and a flawless performance of a blood sacrifice of an orphan.
[Graduation Issue] WCAS Senior With Secured Employment Credits it All to Required Distros