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Jeff Sessions Recalled to Santa’s Workshop Unexpectedly Early

In a surprise move, the White House announced Wednesday that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had resigned to return to his seasonal gig at Santa’s workshop. In a statement read by Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the administration called Session’s departure ā€œregrettable but necessary.ā€ The statement lamented that the Christmas season is starting ā€œearlier and earlier…like, its not even Thanksgiving but CVS is already playing Michael BublĆ© tracks on repeat.ā€ Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein spoke Thursday about the personal impact