Off-Campus Parties, Islamic State Too Much for Tisdahl
Sources close to the out-going mayor see how hard Tisdahl works to ease the Town and Gown and Town and Hijab relations.
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ISIS Claims Responsibility for Studentās Panic Attack
Social media accounts linked to the terrorist group posted a statement that in part read: ālet this attack be a message to all infidels and pre-meds: no GPA is safe from our jihad!ā
Starbucks Changes Cup, ISIS Wins
Multiple reports out of Starbucks Headquarters have confirmed that as a direct result of Starbuckās recent and controversial cup design, ISIS has won.
Student Canāt Get Off ISIS Listserv
“They had a cool flag and free candy, you know? I looked at their info and thought helping to establish a caliphate might look good on a resume, so I signed up for their listserv.”