Director Christopher Nolan Releases 5th Chinese Spy Balloon in Order to Create a World War III Film Without CGI
Nolan said that the new movie will, âbe 3 hours long, feature Cillian Murphy, and require 6 rewatches just to grasp the plot.âÂ
Nolan said that the new movie will, âbe 3 hours long, feature Cillian Murphy, and require 6 rewatches just to grasp the plot.âÂ
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EVANSTON â Weinberg senior Allison Dinker has discovered that Northwestern students are a âdisgusting and lazy breed of humans.â The anthropology major is currently writing her dissertation on a culture never before studied academically, NU students. She is conducting her research at the Northwestern University Library. Dinker began her research last Spring, when she was studying for finals at the library. âI noticed that someone had etched some strange glyphs that spelled âORGO SUX DIXâ into the desk in Study
After failing to receive an Academy Award for Best Director nomination for his sci-fi film Inception this year and his superhero movie The Dark Knight in 2008, director Christopher Nolan announced today that he plans to plant the idea of a nomination in the head of each Academy member via the inception technique. âI specialize in a very specific kind of vote rigging.â explained Nolan, âSubconscious vote rigging.â Nolan laid out his detailed plan to The Flipside. âI plan on
EVANSTONâAfter the release of the Inception last July, the hit film has become Americaâs most notorious mindfuck. Up until that point, Northwesternâs class-selecting service, CAESAR, held that title. NUIT admitted its defeat after the film hit the box office this summer. However, NUIT is not to be outdone. According to Todd Robertson, NUIT’s head technician, next year’s edition of CAESAR will not only be equally as confusing as Nolanâs film, but it will also make researching and registering for classes