
Wisconsin Freshman Marvels at Homeless Man Masturbating on Purple Line

“Everyone pretty much ignored it, so I figured that it was normal. We don’t have that up north.”
“Everyone pretty much ignored it, so I figured that it was normal. We don’t have that up north.”
“Everyone told me that I HAD to have sex before I left Northwestern. I was going to do it next year, but I guess I’ll have to wait now.”