Chicago-Area Adult Happy Meals to Feature Slightly Used Carburetor, Malört Shot
“I can flip this shit no problem. But I’m saving the Malört shot for the goddamn Bears game.”
“I can flip this shit no problem. But I’m saving the Malört shot for the goddamn Bears game.”
“I got them all, folks,” the actual president said to raucous cheers from his unpaid Secret Service guards.