Happiness Club Stresses No Experience Necessary
Sophomore Brandon Wong says that he’s looking forward to another year and encourages students to give it a shot, even if joy “isn’t really their thing.”
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NU Cop Talks Student Down from Trying to Study at the Lakefill
“You tell yourself that you’ll be different. That you can break the mold and keep studying.” he added. “But I’ve got news for everyone out there: you’re wrong. Don’t become another statistic.”
Give Your Mother a Penis for Mother’s Day
Why not make your mother happy for once? You know that she wants the D, so why not give it to her?
Cops and CAPS Wage War on Happiness
It appears that these two organizations have secretly joined forces with the Dementors of Azkaban to foster gloominess among the students at Northwestern.
A Somali Man to America: “Cheer Up!”
This article was written by Aden Daar, a Somali villager. I was rummaging through the town landfill this morning, looking for some food for today’s meal, when I came across a copy of last week’s New York Times. I saw an article describing how Americans were sad. It said something about rising gas prices, unemployment, a government in disagreement, etc etc etc etc etc. Let me tell you something, America. CHEER UP! Who am I, you might ask, to order