Morty Hoping Heâll Get More than Natty Light While Trick or Treating at Frat Houses
âI am hoping by the end of this I will have enough candy to last until Christmas. Maybe theyâll even throw a few Keystones in there too.”
Tag Archives: Halloween
Six Flags Posts Studentsâ Midterm Grades Around Park for Fright Fest
“What really put me over the edge was a scary clown handing me my CHEM 212 grade and saying, âOh no, I guess mommyâs little boy wonât be a doctor after all!ââ
Halloween and Hump Day on Dangerous Collision Course
Reports are filing in from multiple student sources that Halloween and the widely observed âHump Dayâ are on course for a climactic and messy collision, leaving many to speculate if candy will be the only thing spread out on the living room floor this holiday season. âThis Hump Day I can just be myself and pretend itâs some sort of costume.â, said an anonymous Weinberg freshman. âAnd maybe Iâll finally be able to get more than just candy in the
Student Group Receives Eerie Messages From Ghost of Former President
Students have generally described the hauntings as friendly, though contact with the unknown leaves them all with anxiety and dread.
Area Student Dresses as “Intimacy” for Halloween
Though the theme of the party was to wear the scariest costume, Bowenâs outfit was not received well.
Morty Replaces Water in Water Fountains with Juice From Juicy Drop Pops
“Personally, I just enjoy it so much I figured the student body would appreciate it, too.â
Op-Ed: Halloween Not as Scary as Your Familyâs Expectations
At least Leatherface doesnât care how your last interview went.
Morty Goes as âSexy Safe Spaceâ for Halloween
âHis costume totally rejected gender binary,â said Veronica Keller, SESP â20. âYou honestly couldnât tell if he was being slutty in a dude way or a girl way.”
Anti-Social Loser: I Hate Halloween
âI know college students take a lot of flak for wanting âsafe spaces,â but thereâs just no room on campus for this kind of hate speech.â
âSexy Mortyâ Costume Back in Stores This Halloween
The costume has already sold out through online pre orders, but Norris assures that they will restock soon.